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EDITOR’S COLUMN AUGUST

Written by The Edge Editor   
Friday, 30 July 2010
Birthday Celebrations
I thought I’d stretch my birthday celebrations over 2 weeks this year. The older you get, the less you’ve got to celebrate, the more you might as well do it, is my motto.
It kicked-off with a day trip to London on a blistering Saturday in July that was really too hot to do anything with, other than sit in your garden in your underpants.

 

PEOPLE ARE A LITTLE DIFFERENT IN MALDON!

Written by The Edge Editor   
Friday, 30 July 2010
I know, tell me about it. How the bloody hell do you think I felt when this ‘thing’ came out of the undergrowth and started wandering down the road to the Carpenters Arms where The Edge Cycling Crew were enjoying a leisurely Sunday afternoon drink?

 

CHELMSFORD BEER FESTIVAL AFTERMATH

Written by The Edge Editor   
Friday, 30 July 2010
Well, not quite, but it was bloody good and The Edge feels certain that all those who attended over the course of the 5 days of carnage (The Edge Crew managed three of ’em) will wholeheartedly agree.

 

Two More Years

Written by Steve Ward   
Friday, 30 July 2010
We like a survey in this column. Or the product of some research. And it's entirely possible, indeed probable, that an opinion poll's results will find their way to these pages from time to time. We like these things because they quite often yield interesting, bizarre or downright daft conclusions. There was a memorable one about the number of
people killed by trousers each year. 
 

To Drink or NOT To Drink?

Written by Kingpin   
Friday, 30 July 2010
Honesty compels me to admit that over the last few weeks my alcoholic intake has increased quite dramatically. I'm sure this is partly due to the good weather, and partly because, well, just because I can, so there.


 

TV GOLD – MARINE BOY

Written by The Edge Editor   
Friday, 30 July 2010
‘GOLD! Always believe in your soul, you’ve got the power to know, you’re indestructible....’
And like it says in tadpole infested waters, this months it’s Marine Boy, folks, which wasn’t half as gay as it sounds, folks.

 

MASONS STEAK

Written by The Edge Editor   
Friday, 30 July 2010
Masons Steak is the new name for the Chelmsford venue on the Widford roundabout. The new innovative concept has been devised by owner Matthew Mason and the restaurants new AA Rosette Head Chef Glenn Norman.
 

EDGE JOKES PAGE

Written by The Edge Editor   
Friday, 30 July 2010
Chinese Girls
I married way too young. But then again, I did always have a thing about Chinese girls.


 

KID’S ADVICE

Written by The Edge Editor   
Friday, 30 July 2010
Naturally The Edge has no prior knowledge as to whether kids actually came up with this stuff, or whether it was an adult who simply cheated. Either way, here goes...

'Never trust a dog to watch your food.'
Patrick (10)


 

WORLD CUP AFTERMATH JOKES

Written by The Edge Editor   
Friday, 30 July 2010
The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town after the World Cup. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jamal (aged 6).
 

 

LETTERS PAGE AUGUST 2010

Written by letters   
Friday, 30 July 2010
THIS MONTHS STAR LETTER!
Some things in life are certain. Cheryl Cole losing her voice, for example, would instantly make her  the most perfect woman in the world.  The fact that I love Chelmsford is also a certainty these days. I've only lived here a third of my life (and I write ‘only’ as if it weren't a full decade) but my kids were born here and, after a few stubborn years of refusing to, I am now happy to call Chelmsford my home.  

 

EDGE DVD REVIEW – 44” CHEST

Written by The Edge Editor   
Friday, 30 July 2010
I was desperately disappointed with this movie after oh so looking forward to watching it, seeing as it was from the writers of the excellent Sexy Beast. And sure, it talks (and talks and talks) the talk, alright. But does it walk the walk? Doubtful.

 
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