HE SAID / SHE SAID

Written by The Edge Editor
Tuesday, 02 March 2010
He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've not got much to put in it. She said: You wear underpants, don't you? He said: Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said: Good idea. You stand by the ironing board all night long while I lay on the sofa farting. He said: What have you been doing with all of the grocery money I give you? She said: Look in the mirror and turn sideways. He said: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? She said: A widow, probably. He said: Why are married women heavier than single women? She said: Because single women come home, see what's in the ’fridge, then go straight to bed; whereas married women come home, see what's in bed, then go straight to the ’fridge. Bookmark Email This Comments (0) Subscribe to this comment's feed Write comment Name Email Comment smaller \| bigger Subscribe via email (Registered users only) I have read and agree to the Terms of Usage. Write the displayed characters

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