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UK’s Sexiest

Written by Tracie   
Friday, 30 July 2010
UK’s Sexiest
According to a recent survey, girls in Chelmsford are the UK's cheapest dates. One in five women from the county are delighted if a man spends just £20 on them on a night out. On a first date, half of Essex Girls are happy with a bargain fast food burger, or curry, and admitted that they happily class themselves as a ‘cheap date’ with as much as 52% of them offering to split the bill. 
 

SPEED CAMERAS

Written by The Edge Editor   
Friday, 16 July 2010
Driving down to Dorset, The Length and I, in a rare non-gay moment, got to chatting about things (other than red leather hot pants on Scandanavian men) that just aren’t right, and here’s one of the things we mentioned.

 

Dada Dada Dada Dada

Written by Steve Ward   
Friday, 16 July 2010
The word 'timeless' is a favourite for advertisers. Well, a certain type of advertiser anyway. It's often used to describe, for example, a set of plates with British Birds on them…. "A timeless collection…". Maybe a framed collection of pictures of Second World War planes, that are, of course, ‘timeless’. Or a CD of ‘timeless’ Pan Pipe music. Yep, it's crap now, and it was crap centuries ago.

 

MONKIDS

Written by Kingpin   
Friday, 16 July 2010
A few days ago I found myself at a bit of a loose end one evening. I was having one of those nights where you just can't seem to settle on anything, so I ended up wandering from room to room. I’d start doing something, then put it down and wander off to another part of my flat but two minutes later.


 

VUVUZELA

Written by The Edge Editor   
Friday, 16 July 2010
If you’ll take The Edge’s advice, you’ll think long and hard before contemplating blowing one of these at a Premiership football match next season....particularly when you consider what they were previously used for.

 

JOKES PAGE

Written by The Edge Editor   
Friday, 16 July 2010
How Cool Is That?
I met a 14-year-old girl in an internet chat-room.
She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested meeting up.
Turns out she was an undercover detective.
How cool is that....at her age?


 
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