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THE FINAL BIG BROTHER – EVER.

Written by Birds Eye View   
Friday, 16 July 2010
The eleventh and final Big Brother is underway, writes Bird’s Eye View. The heterosexuals, bisexuals, homosexuals, the disabled and the delusional are crammed in like sardines and performing like seals. So why do I watch them? For no other reason than I was once stuck at Geneva airport for forty-eight hours at fifteen years of age, without food, money or parents.
 

WHAT’S GONE WRONG IN THE PAST 50 YEARS?

Written by The Edge Editor   
Friday, 16 July 2010
This is an actual extract from a sex education textbook for school girls, printed way back in the early sixties when The Edge Editor was born...
“When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he does his train.


 

COME DINE WITH ME – WORLD CUP SPECIAL

Written by The Edge Editor   
Friday, 16 July 2010

The Edge really likes Come Dine With Me and enjoyed watching the pre-World Cup offerings of both The WAGs and The Lads on consecutive nights.

 

TURN THAT BLEEDIN’ NOISE DOWN

Written by David Sherman   
Friday, 16 July 2010
Many features of pubs cause me to question whether the proprietors actually wish to make a living, writes The Shermanator. Bad food, sour beer, grotty toilets and surly staff, to name but a few. These, however, are generally found only intermittently or in isolation, so they are diluted in the overall experience of the bar-room. One feature, however, has become so pervasive as to be all but unavoidable; music.
 
 

THE WACKY WAREHOUSE, PRINCES ROAD, CHELMSFORD.

Written by The Edge Editor   
Friday, 16 July 2010
The Edge is a magazine for Chelmsford, yet doesn't seem to address one thing that thousands of Chelmsfordians have in common: kids, writes an anonymous single ‘Dad of Four’.  

 

SPLITTING HAIRS

Written by Birds Eye View   
Friday, 16 July 2010
This is a bit of a sensitive question, but is your 'crack' in the small, medium or large category? We only know if we've got a huge problem or not if someone else broaches the same, awkward subject. For shy women, the wait can take as long as an NHS appointment, but for the twin-set tigers (open-minded and open mouthed), it only takes a bottle of plonk and some loose-lipped lingo to declare 'open season' on all cracks: you show me yours, I'll show you mine.
 
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