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Dance Lessons

Written by Cheryl Norton   
Thursday, 04 February 2010
This month, I've started dancing lessons. It's not a new year's resolution, but more by luck that I'm going. My good friend Lou won a series of dance lessons for two people before Christmas. For some reason, her boyfriend wanted no part in it, so she offered the spare place to me. Being a big fan of the Strictly Come Dancing TV series, I jumped at the opportunity. I was excited to see that each week we'd be learning a new style of dance and had images of dancing the Tango in no time at all.

The first week we were told that we would learn the basics of the Foxtrotand the Samba. Fully expecting that we'd be dancing together, Lou and I were surprised to be partnered up with other men in the class. Or should I say boys. I was partnered with a teenage shuffler who didn't really say too much and tried his best to lead me around the floor. So much for my dreams of being whisked about by a Brendan Cole lookalike, I thought. Meanwhile, Lou was faring much better with the only vaguely good looking young man present who happened to be one of the teachers. At least he knew what he was doing. The teachers were all very good and, despite trying and failing miserably to dance the Foxtrot with The Shuffler, I had a really good time.

Week two: went over what we'd learnt in week one and then discovered that we would be learning
the Waltz. I silently prayed that I'd get a new dance partner. The teachers announced that the boys would pick who they'd like to dance with. Cringe! How embarrassing. I suddenly felt as though I'd been transformed back to a school disco where you wait for the boys to ask you to dance. No
need for me to worry though, as I was pounced upon almost immediately by a new boy, Steve. Older than The Shuffler, he had the opposite problem of boundless enthusiasm complete with verbal diarrhoea which I put down to nerves. Lou, I noticed, had been paired up with my ex, The Shuffler.

Ha! "Remember to get up really close to your partner for the foxtrot," said the teacher. Ooh-er! I hadn't been this close up to a random man in quite some time. I could even smell his breath and wondered how Lou was getting on, having eaten garlic bread for her dinner before she'd come out. After some initial toe-treading, knee-bashing and plenty of apologies, my over enthusiastic partner and I managed to circuit the room in a very basic foxtrot manner. We were thrilled. Now all we needed to do was try and look up instead of examining our feet all the time - and I'd also have to try and get Steve tostop counting out loud too as you don't see them doing that on the telly!

When I did eventually pluck up the courage to raise my head and see how everyone else was progressing, I noticed a few romantic couples fully enjoying being up close and personal with their loved ones. Ahhh....how sweet. Perhaps these men were there simply to please their wives girlfriends? Perhaps they wanted to share an activity together? Or maybe they were there under pressure from their other halves? I thought of The
Husband, at home, and how I obviously hadn't mastered that trick yet. I'd been asking and nagging him to do dancing lessons with me for ages. He was ecstatic when Lou won the tickets as it finally got me off his back.

Later still, in the car on the way home, Lou and I dissected the events of the evening and, more importantly, our partners. We were intrigued by the fact that both of our dancing partners were seemingly young, single men who had chosen to go to dance classes on their own. Were they really into
dancing, as Steve had proclaimed all night long, or were they really there to try and pick up girls? Perhaps they were lonely and looking to meet new people? Then again, perhaps we were judging them far too much against our own real life partners who would sooner be down the pub than doing theCha-Cha. There's still six more weeks to go and I'm ever so keen to attempt some more new moves and perhaps dance with some other new partners. I might not get Brendan Cole, or even a fancy sequinned dress, but I'd be happy to make it smoothly across the dance floor without counting out loud, looking at my feet, or even falling over!
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