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Written by The Edge Editor
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Friday, 30 July 2010 |
Birthday Celebrations
I thought I’d stretch my birthday celebrations over 2 weeks this year. The older you get, the less you’ve got to celebrate, the more you might as well do it, is my motto.
It kicked-off with a day trip to London on a blistering Saturday in July that was really too hot to do anything with, other than sit in your garden in your underpants.
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Written by The Edge Editor
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Friday, 16 July 2010 |
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The wife had been good enough to book me an appointment at the quacks.
“Edge Editor, ten o’clock, more hayfever tablets,” I announced upon arrival.
“Er, no,” replied the receptionist, wafting a leaflet in front of my face, and also in front of a packed
waiting room.
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Written by The Edge Editor
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Thursday, 27 May 2010 |
BRAND NEW GO-KARTING CIRCUIT OPENS
This is me sharing a laugh in the pit lane with some of the guys at A12 Karters, just off the A12 in Witham - what, not Chelmsford? - and a bloody good circuit it is too.
’Course, that’s Lengthy-Boy’s arena, is that. He was brought up on Formula 1, so it was no surprise that he managed to shave a whole second off my fastest lap.
But do get up there and have a shot at it yourselves though, readers, for A12 Karters does come highly Edge recommended!
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Written by The Edge Editor
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Wednesday, 26 May 2010 |
BRAND NEW GO-KARTING CIRCUIT OPENS
This is me sharing a laugh in the pit lane with some of the guys at A12 Karters, just off the A12 in Witham - what, not Chelmsford? - and a bloody good circuit it is too.
’Course, that’s Lengthy-Boy’s arena, is that. He was brought up on Formula 1, so it was no surprise that he managed to shave a whole second off my fastest lap.
But do get up there and have a shot at it yourselves though, readers, for A12 Karters does come highly Edge recommended!
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Written by The Edge Editor
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Thursday, 29 April 2010 |
A REAL MAN
Summer has officially arrived. It definitely has because me and the GLW (good lady wife) had our very first BBQ of 2010 on Saturday 10th April. Mind you, we had to light up our chiminea (as opposed to “firing up the Quattro” - I love Gene Hunt) and huddle around it because it came perishingly cold come 7:00pm.
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Written by The Edge Editor
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Thursday, 29 April 2010 |
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A REAL MAN
Summer has officially arrived. It definitely has because me and the GLW (good lady wife) had our very first BBQ of 2010 on Saturday 10th April. Mind you, we had to light up our chiminea (as opposed to “firing up the Quattro” - I love Gene Hunt) and huddle around it because it came perishingly cold come 7:00pm.
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Written by The Edge Editor
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Friday, 26 March 2010 |
OK, so I’ve got my very own column back, and thank Christ for that.
What I want to write about this month is a trip up to London with ‘The Edge Bitches’ (they don’t have to answer to that, ’course they don’t, but they DO....so any of you who’ve got a problem with me referring to them as ‘bitches’ needs to take it up with them and not me, OK?).
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Written by The Edge Editor
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Tuesday, 02 March 2010 |
This month readers, you're witnessing something that has NEVER happened before in the history of The Edge magazine. For one issue only, there will be NO glossy photos of fit, young women with silky cleavages and zoo-sex smiles plastered all over its pages. Are you all OK with that? Oh, purr-lease guys, you must know I'm only teasing ya!
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Written by The Edge Editor
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Thursday, 04 February 2010 |
Trust your Uncle Edge, kids, your Mums (mostprobably) will remember this (guy’s) song.
You talk like Marlene Dietrich
And you dance like Zizi Jeanmaire
Your clothes are all made by Balmain
And there's diamonds and pearls in your hair,
yes there are...
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Written by The Edge Editor
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Friday, 18 December 2009 |
HAVE A SPANKING 2010
I’ve just been thinking about a few people I wouldn’t mind putting over my lap and spanking in 2010, readers, and (a) none of them are Rupert Everett, and (b) I really think it’d be great if they all dressed up as schoolgirls.
Lock me up and throw away the key if you like, but I attended a School Uniform Party (they’d definitely get my vote) recently, and I tell you what, it was right up my street.
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Written by The Edge Editor
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Wednesday, 25 November 2009 |
Retailers: Now you can introduce ‘festive music’ into your stores. This month. December, right?
Only if I’m honest - and I generally try to be - I’ve had enough of the whole Christmas shebang (‘She bangs, she bangs...’) already.
The bloody Pogues mid-November whilst I’m busy trying on a coat in a shop? I don’t think so.
It’s sick, that’s what it is.
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