Clothed Man Sparks Riot At Orgy |
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Written by Lengthy Boy
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Monday, 01 June 2009 |
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 A man who refused to take off his clothes at a raunchy party has been blamed for a mini-riot at an Australian nudist resort.
Police were called amid threats of violence and ordered the Brisbane man and his wife to leave the ‘anything goes’ sex party, reports Porn News Down Under for The Edge.
It happened at the White Cockatoo resort, near Port Douglas,
Queensland, which was promoting a month of horny hedonism to boost
sagging tourism figures.
Owner Tony ‘The Cobra’ Fox said the mini-riot erupted when four naked
female guests protested when confronted by the fully-clothed man.
"They felt uncomfortable with him eyeing them up and down, so I asked
him to show some respect by taking his clothes off and showing them his
todger," said Tony.
"With that, he threatened to bash me. There then followed a bit of
argy-bargy before I ordered him off the premises and called the police.
In hindsight, I reckon he must have been embarrassed about the size of
his dick, so I feel a little sad about that as I too once suffered from
a small penis. Until, that is, I discovered Lobmaster.....!"
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