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KID’S ADVICE

Written by The Edge Editor   
Friday, 30 July 2010
Naturally The Edge has no prior knowledge as to whether kids actually came up with this stuff, or whether it was an adult who simply cheated. Either way, here goes...

'Never trust a dog to watch your food.'
Patrick (10)


 

WORLD CUP AFTERMATH JOKES

Written by The Edge Editor   
Friday, 30 July 2010
The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town after the World Cup. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jamal (aged 6).
 

 

LETTERS PAGE AUGUST 2010

Written by letters   
Friday, 30 July 2010
THIS MONTHS STAR LETTER!
Some things in life are certain. Cheryl Cole losing her voice, for example, would instantly make her  the most perfect woman in the world.  The fact that I love Chelmsford is also a certainty these days. I've only lived here a third of my life (and I write ‘only’ as if it weren't a full decade) but my kids were born here and, after a few stubborn years of refusing to, I am now happy to call Chelmsford my home.  

 

EDGE DVD REVIEW – 44” CHEST

Written by The Edge Editor   
Friday, 30 July 2010
I was desperately disappointed with this movie after oh so looking forward to watching it, seeing as it was from the writers of the excellent Sexy Beast. And sure, it talks (and talks and talks) the talk, alright. But does it walk the walk? Doubtful.

 

Squealfest 3

Written by The Edge Editor   
Friday, 30 July 2010
Saturday 28th August 2010 sees Squealfest land for the first time in Langford Grove, just outside Maldon, for a day-long festival of all things musical.


 

V-DUB RIDES

Written by The Edge Editor   
Friday, 30 July 2010
So I’m off to London on a jolly and rather than dumping The Edgemobile in town, I wander over to my nearest bus stop in Chelmer Village (Toy Town), only I haven’t even got there when, in the distance, on Chelmer Village Way, I see a white VW convertible Beetle heading towards me. Immediately, I start waving my arms in a vain attempt to flag it down, only it drives straight past. Then suddenly stops.

 

ESSEX BOOT CAMP

Written by The Edge Editor   
Friday, 30 July 2010
ESSEX BOOT CAMP are sending out a message to the people of Chelmsford and beyond: put the World Cup behind you, get up off the sofa and work off those beer bellies in the great outdoors!

 

AN END TO CLOUDY BEER - UND SCHNELL!

Written by David Sherman   
Friday, 30 July 2010
Canned beer and its various bastard offspring bear testimony to the fact that scientific innovations in the beer industry are rarely as good as they're made out to be, at least as far as their effect on the consumer is concerned, writes David Sherman.
 

LANCE JAMES JEWELLERS

Written by The Edge Editor   
Friday, 30 July 2010
LANCE JAMES JEWELLERS – A Pleasurable Buying Experience
These days, whenever you’re going to be parting with your hard-earned, you really do need to feel good about it, and a place where the good lady wife is forever happy to be treated is Lance James the Jewellers, just over the stone bridge in Chelmsford High Street (see front cover).


 

World Cup Aftermath

Written by The Edge Editor   
Friday, 30 July 2010
To be honest with you, The Edge didn’t watch that many World Cup matches.


 

LIE WITH ME

Written by Birds Eye View   
Friday, 30 July 2010
We all know that two things in life are certain; death and taxes. There's actually a third unavoidable certainty and it's called ‘LIES’. We're all lied to on a regular basis, whether it's flimsy fibs or gargantuan whoppers. 
 

QUARTER-LIFE CRISIS

Written by The Edge Editor   
Friday, 30 July 2010
Couldn’t quite believe my eyes when I read this, but apparently, in a survey, almost three quarters of those aged 26-30 said they were experiencing a ‘quarter-life crisis’, gawd ’elp ’em.

 

UK’s Sexiest

Written by Tracie   
Friday, 30 July 2010
UK’s Sexiest
According to a recent survey, girls in Chelmsford are the UK's cheapest dates. One in five women from the county are delighted if a man spends just £20 on them on a night out. On a first date, half of Essex Girls are happy with a bargain fast food burger, or curry, and admitted that they happily class themselves as a ‘cheap date’ with as much as 52% of them offering to split the bill. 
 
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