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Written by Birds Eye View
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Friday, 30 July 2010 |
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We all know that two things in life are certain; death and taxes. There's actually a third unavoidable certainty and it's called ‘LIES’. We're all lied to on a regular basis, whether it's flimsy fibs or gargantuan whoppers. |
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Written by The Edge Editor
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Friday, 30 July 2010 |
Couldn’t quite believe my eyes when I read this, but apparently, in a survey, almost three quarters of those aged 26-30 said they were experiencing a ‘quarter-life crisis’, gawd ’elp ’em.
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Written by Tracie
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Friday, 30 July 2010 |
UK’s Sexiest
According to a recent survey, girls in Chelmsford are the UK's cheapest dates. One in five women from the county are delighted if a man spends just £20 on them on a night out. On a first date, half of Essex Girls are happy with a bargain fast food burger, or curry, and admitted that they happily class themselves as a ‘cheap date’ with as much as 52% of them offering to split the bill. |
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Written by The Edge Editor
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Friday, 16 July 2010 |
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The wife had been good enough to book me an appointment at the quacks.
“Edge Editor, ten o’clock, more hayfever tablets,” I announced upon arrival.
“Er, no,” replied the receptionist, wafting a leaflet in front of my face, and also in front of a packed
waiting room.
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Written by Steve Ward
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Friday, 16 July 2010 |
The word 'timeless' is a favourite for advertisers. Well, a certain type of advertiser anyway. It's often used to describe, for example, a set of plates with British Birds on them…. "A timeless collection…". Maybe a framed collection of pictures of Second World War planes, that are, of course, ‘timeless’. Or a CD of ‘timeless’ Pan Pipe music. Yep, it's crap now, and it was crap centuries ago.
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Written by Kingpin
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Friday, 16 July 2010 |
A few days ago I found myself at a bit of a loose end one evening. I was having one of those nights where you just can't seem to settle on anything, so I ended up wandering from room to room. I’d start doing something, then put it down and wander off to another part of my flat but two minutes later.
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Written by The Edge Editor
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Friday, 16 July 2010 |
If you’ll take The Edge’s advice, you’ll think long and hard before contemplating blowing one of these at a Premiership football match next season....particularly when you consider what they were previously used for.
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Written by The Edge Editor
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Friday, 16 July 2010 |
How Cool Is That?
I met a 14-year-old girl in an internet chat-room.
She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested meeting up.
Turns out she was an undercover detective.
How cool is that....at her age?
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Written by The Edge Editor
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Friday, 16 July 2010 |
Driving down to Dorset, The Length and I, in a rare non-gay moment, got to chatting about things (other than red leather hot pants on Scandanavian men) that just aren’t right, and here’s one of the things we mentioned.
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Written by letters
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Friday, 16 July 2010 |
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THIS MONTHS STAR LETTER!
Hello there,
I have been receiving your superb publication for the past 18 months from a source which will become obvious as you read on. I have
wanted to contact you earlier, but with nothing of interest to write I have remained shtum, until now.
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Written by The Edge Editor
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Friday, 16 July 2010 |
Quasar Elite is a game of wits and cunning and that’s probably why I am absolutely, totally, completely rubbish at it....but for all that, it is great fun, writes The Edge Editor.
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Written by The Edge Editor
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Friday, 16 July 2010 |
First of all, Christ only knows what I was playing at when I took this photograph. How did I manage to get it so blurry?
Anyway, two weeks after I was in Dorset with ‘The Length’, I was back there again with the good lady wife and The Fuckwit’s for yet another long weekend beneath canvas.
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