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UK’s Sexiest

Written by Tracie   
Friday, 30 July 2010
UK’s Sexiest
According to a recent survey, girls in Chelmsford are the UK's cheapest dates. One in five women from the county are delighted if a man spends just £20 on them on a night out. On a first date, half of Essex Girls are happy with a bargain fast food burger, or curry, and admitted that they happily class themselves as a ‘cheap date’ with as much as 52% of them offering to split the bill. 
 

Anyone For A Coffee?

Written by Tracie   
Friday, 16 July 2010

Why do we have to make everything so complicated nowadays? Coffee is a simple drink. Coffee granules, boiling water, a little milk, and there you have the perfect cup of coffee to kick-start your morning.
When I think of coffee, I think back to Gareth Hunt and him shaking his...coffee beans...or those two on the adverts who flirted outrageously for seven years with each other, but never quite made it into the bedroom.

 

BILLY NO-MATES

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Wednesday, 26 May 2010
It seems that we can't leave our homes to go about our daily business without tweeting online, or writing about our daily escapades on Facebook, writes Tracie. I even bumped into someone recently who said to me, “I spent a whole week trying to find you on Facebook to invite you to my On-Line Birthday Party”. A whole week? On-Line Birthday Party? Who are these crazy people? Why didn’t they just pick up the ’phone and invite me out for a drink? Sorry, but I am far too busy to spend my time 'poking' cyber friends - that's ‘contacting them’ so far as normal people are concerned - or celebrating stuff online.
 


 

GIVE US A BREAK

Written by Tracie   
Thursday, 29 April 2010
I don't know about you, but one thing that has really started to irritate me is shops that keep trying to sell me things I don't need, writes Tracie. Take, for instance, the other day in a well known chemists. I popped in at lunchtime to buy some women's personal things and joined the inevitable queue to pay. I’m an old fashioned girl at heart and hate those adverts that say ‘have a happy period’ and show a woman skateboarding all over the place. I just want to be left in peace to be a woman, discreetly, if you know what I mean.

 

LORD OF THE RINGS by Tracie

Written by Tracie   
Friday, 26 March 2010
Him Indoors whisked me away for a break to Guernsey the other week. Now all would have been well had I not got caught up in some toilet trauma that seemed to ruin my entire break. In the bathroom was a huge memo on the choice of loo rolls on offer, which I only noticed when I felt for the loo roll - a bit too late. The hotel we were staying in had carried out a customer satisfaction survey and guests had apparently requested a greater choice of ‘loo roll on demand’. I ask you, who are these people who go away and all they seem to worry about is what to wipe their bottoms on and go out of their way to make hotel staff aware of such? I once knew a chambermaid who worked at The Ritz who told me it was quite usual for guests to wipe their bums on the curtains. I suppose at the price they were paying to stay there per night, whatever turns you on.     


 
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