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Somebody’s Watching Me

Written by Tracie   
Tuesday, 02 March 2010
I've had to flex my muscles on Him Indoors this month after I discovered he’d gone and changed his Mobile Phone Tariff to unlimited calls and texts. I mean, you only have to look at the stories in the newspapers to know that a man on the loose with a mobile phone is a very dangerous man indeed. Him Indoors said he wanted to save money. I said, “Likely story. You’re obviously up to no good.”

 

Have your cake and eat it

Written by Tracie   
Thursday, 04 February 2010

Forget about February being the month of cupid and love; after reading my column this month, you may want to re-think your ideas of proposing on St. Valentine’s Day and save yourself a lifetime of worry. According to the news, February, is the month where most couples throw in the towel and head off to the divorce courts. The stress of Christmas with the in-laws is said to be the final straw for most relationships.


 

CAN’T SEE THE (TIGER) WOODS FOR THE TREES…

Written by Tracie   
Friday, 18 December 2009
As we welcome in 2010, fat and skint, just thank your lucky stars you're not Tiger Woods, writes Tracie. Not only has he been given a pasting with one of his clubs by his missus, he is about to lose a billion quid. What is it with Swedes and clubbing things to death? You only have to think of those cute baby seals to realise that Tiger never stood a chance.  
 

 

Good Old Christmas

Written by Tracie   
Wednesday, 25 November 2009
It's that time of year again where every conversation in the home starts with, “Who’s got the sellotape?” or “Where are the scissors?” followed by a row about putting things back in their rightful place. Yes, good old Christmas is knocking at the door again. What do you mean the shops have been selling Christmas trees since August?
 

 

DEAL OR NO DEAL?

Written by Tracie   
Tuesday, 27 October 2009
I've spent the whole month trying to declutter my life and It's not easy, I tell you.    Everywhere I look, every cupboard I open, is full of crap that I’ve bought at some time or other, in the pursuit of happiness. Shoes that have never seen the light of day, clothes and make-up that screamed ‘Buy me! Buy me!’ when I first spotted them, all with the unwritten, unsaid promise that they would somehow transform my life.
 
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