A prayer for the stressed

Deaks

Deaks

DEAKS takes you through his life's adventures, from leaving Rainsford Grammar School for the 'Advanced of Learning' to the present day, growing old disgracefully without shame or regret.
Deaks

Deaks

DEAKS takes you through his life's adventures, from leaving Rainsford Grammar School for the 'Advanced of Learning' to the present day, growing old disgracefully without shame or regret.


Grant me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change.  The courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people that I had to kill today because they really pissed me off. 

Help me to be careful of the toes that I step on today lest they be connected to the arses that I must kiss tomorrow. 

Help me to give 100% at work always, 12% Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. 

And finally, always help me to remember, when I am having a really bad day, and it seems everyone is pissing me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 muscles to extend my arm and smack the bastard in the mouth. 

Amen. 

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