Grant me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change. The courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people that I had to kill today because they really pissed me off.
Help me to be careful of the toes that I step on today lest they be connected to the arses that I must kiss tomorrow.
Help me to give 100% at work always, 12% Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday.
And finally, always help me to remember, when I am having a really bad day, and it seems everyone is pissing me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 muscles to extend my arm and smack the bastard in the mouth.