A reason not to shop online.

Deaks

Deaks

DEAKS takes you through his life's adventures, from leaving Rainsford Grammar School for the 'Advanced of Learning' to the present day, growing old disgracefully without shame or regret.
Deaks

Deaks

DEAKS takes you through his life's adventures, from leaving Rainsford Grammar School for the 'Advanced of Learning' to the present day, growing old disgracefully without shame or regret.


In a previous article I was singing the praises of shopping online. The convenience of clicking on my Tesco app and filling up my virtual basket and then having it all delivered to my kitchen worktop by a jolly delivery driver.  What could possibly be better than that?  Why on earth would I want to go to a supermarket ever again? And then I saw this photograph…..

Calm down Mrs Jones of Moulsham Lodge, it’s just a meme, I didn’t really take this photo, I stopped taking upskirting photos in supermarkets back in 2012 when they made it illegal to do so. 

Whey hey, you don’t get many of those to the pound do you? Sorry, my inner Sid the Sexist slipped out there. 

I now await a stern telling off from the EdEdge, just for editorial effect of course. 

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2 Responses

  1. No telling off from me whatsoever, Deaks.
    What can I say? The ‘schoolboy sniggerer’ within me positively adores this photograph.
    Only you’ve called it a meme and I’ll be honest and say: WHAT’S A BLOODY MEME?
    Sure, I’ve heard them mentioned of late, but without really understanding what they are.
    P.S. And in these politically correct days, you come to forget about the likes of ‘Sid the Sexist’, who was a pure genius of a character. ‘BRING BACK SID! BRING BACK SID!’
    THAT’S what people ought to be protesting about this lunchtime in Hyde (bloody) Park!

  2. an element of a culture or system of Off the top of my Ed I do believe a meme is a behaviour passed from one individual to another by imitation or other non-genetic means or an image, video, piece of text, etc., typically humorous in nature, that is copied and spread rapidly by Internet users, often with slight variations.

    You’re welcome.

    #SidtheSexistMatters!! Absolutely agree mate.

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