I am afraid, like not just a little bit afraid, but big time afraid! I have sat at home eating my way through a month’s worth of shopping a day, and watching the “breaking news” and frankly it has put the fear of God up me!
I watched how Burberry have stopped churning out clothing and started turning their production lines over to making scrubs for the NHS and hospital Gowns for patients!
Can you imagine waking up in bed next to a stranger with your mouth parched dry and you look up and see everyone dressed as Chavs – you’d be thinking you had died and woken up in “Fashion hell”!
I mean could you take a doctor seriously dressed in Burberry Check?
Then I saw a documentary on Dyson producing ventilators. Well, let me tell you I invested £295 yep £295 of my Christmas Vouchers in a Dyson Cordless Vacuum! It promised me 45 minutes run time! 45 mins my arse…..I am lucky if I get 5 minutes on full pelt before it slows down and you find yourself hurrying up to get to the end fast before it gives up and stops! Story of my life – Only a man could sell that dream!
So I thought no way am I ending up in hospital gasping for breath dressed as a chav with a Dyson tube stuck down my throat!
I am hearing horror stories of DIY PPE fashion trends and employers forcing employees to come to work dressed as tw*ts! No way is anyone looking good in this get up!
Just be wary when Hugo Boss start churning out the PPE given their history – then we really are in trouble! (Google it)!
Stay safe folks -It’s a crazy w