Good news as the Police report that there has been a 25 per cent drop overall in crime in the past four weeks of lockdown. There was a 36 per cent fall in burglary, 41 per cent fall in vehicle crime and a 30 per cent plunge in serious assault and robbery while shoplifting has dropped by more than half.
NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
As we do not leave our homes people are no longer breaking into them, traffic offences are down due to the cars not leaving our garages and shop lifting is down because, let me see, oh yeah, that will be because the shops are not opening.
Not surprisingly, domestic abuse has increased by 14 per cent almost certainly due to the husbands getting a clump from their wives for getting under their feet.
Quelle surprise Monsieur Sherlock.