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Deaks

Diego – In Lockdown!

On reflection” said Diego to The Edge Sports Reporter “I wish that I had not ate a double cheese McWhopper and fries after every game

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Old Jokes
Rich

Old Jokes

ONE ARMED CHARLIE I saw my mate Charlie this morning. He’s only got one arm, bless him. I shouted across the street to him, “Hey,

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Columnists
Deaks

Hylands Estate

How lucky are we to have Hylands Park?   Chelmsford is truly blessed to have this jewel in the crown and credit to Chelmsford City Council

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Shaun

NICKNAMES

One of the strangest things that’s happened during my time spent nightshift freezer-stacking up at Tesco is that me and a guy called Terry (although

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Columnists
Billy Hinken

The Pasty Boys

Lauren, who is a colleague that I work with, has been keeping herself busy during the lockdown by helping her boyfriend set up a pasty

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Old Jokes
Rich

Old Jokes

TOO LATE? As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Officer’s funeral, a voice from within screamed: “Hey, is there anyone

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Columnists
Deaks

A new normal

I wouldn’t say I’m bored but yesterday I sorted the herbs into piles so that they are no longer mixed. In hindsight I think it’s

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Columnists
Mystery Silver Surfer

Pre-Order Anxiety

About 2 weeks into lockdown it dawned on me that what we’d all lost was the spontaneity in our lives. Whilst before if we wanted

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Columnists
Deaks

A Whale in Clacton

I saw this headline in today’s press and it caught my attention because I thought to myself I’ve seen a few distressed Whales in Clacton

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Columnists
Deaks

WhatsApp

Who likes a WhatsApp joke? I’ve decided that WhatApp gives me more laughs than almost any place else. It’s probably the last place on earth

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Columnists
Phil Claydon

Father’s Day

It’s Father’s Day on 21 June which has had me thinking.  The day is supposed to be an opportunity for our kids to pay tribute to

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Columnists
World of Jan

THANK GOD 4 BAKED BEANS

Beans, beans are good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart, the better you feel, so let’s have

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