Beans, beans are good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel, so let’s have beans with every meal!
After three weeks (so far) of getting up at 3:00am to help out at Tesco (where Ye Old Edgy is also putting in a fair few shifts) on the dot.com side of matters (you know, the team that truly are on the front line, getting all of you ‘sensible’ members of the public’s food orders ready for delivery every single day), eventually coming home and tucking into some good old Baked Beans on toast is just what this particular ‘Ginger Polak’ is desperate for.
Also, I’m sure I heard on the grapevine that Donald Trump has said they’re a definite cure for Covid-19…plus they help him achieve a particularly pleasant orange glow!
Stay safe, everyone.
Jan & family.