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Written by Rich
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Thursday, 26 November 2009 |
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The Edge 'Virtual Magazine' has arrived. The Edge are pleased to announce that as well as this website the mag is now available as an online 'flip magazine' or 'virtual brochure'. This means that you can get the Edge sent straight to your inbox and surf through our pages whenever you want. How chuffing great is that!! To sign up for the 'spanking new emailed to you' version of The Edge CLICK HERE. For the Latest Virtual Edge - CLICK HERE
Please note: There are a few problems with the latest version of internet Explorer due to them being completely rubbish at designing stuff. There has been a problem with many flash based applications and the new Internet Explorer Browser (IE8) getting confused with updates and not allowing users to actually receive updates. There are a few different ways around this - CLICK HERE
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Written by The Edge Editor
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Tuesday, 02 March 2010 |
This month readers, you're witnessing something that has NEVER happened before in the history of The Edge magazine. For one issue only, there will be NO glossy photos of fit, young women with silky cleavages and zoo-sex smiles plastered all over its pages. Are you all OK with that? Oh, purr-lease guys, you must know I'm only teasing ya!
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Written by Tracie
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Tuesday, 02 March 2010 |
I've had to flex my muscles on Him Indoors this month after I discovered he’d gone and changed his Mobile Phone Tariff to unlimited calls and texts. I mean, you only have to look at the stories in the newspapers to know that a man on the loose with a mobile phone is a very dangerous man indeed. Him Indoors said he wanted to save money. I said, “Likely story. You’re obviously up to no good.”
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Written by Birds Eye View
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Tuesday, 02 March 2010 |
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There's an old weather lore attached to March that goes something like this: ‘March comes in like a lion, but exits like a lamb.’ When I came across this little snippet, I thought that the same phrase could be applied to most of the men that had the misfortune of getting involved with me over the years. I'm not sure what it is that I actually did, but whatever it was, I can honestly say that the confident stags that came through my front door with a semi-erection on that first date were nothing like the hunched specimens who exited it at the end of every relationship.
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Written by Kingpin
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Tuesday, 02 March 2010 |
Insert dowel 85,689 onto slot X1.5 whilst facing north north-west in a pair of Wellington boots beneath a full moon
Did you know that the Swedish have no word for Ergonomics, writes Kingpin in order to help me out! At least, that's all I can assume having attempted to put up some of their dratted furniture of late.
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Written by The Edge Editor
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Tuesday, 02 March 2010 |
Clearly your editor has always fancied his chances of making a right good Scout Leader, but did you know that the Scouts are the worlds largest voluntary youth movement with some 28 million members in over 250 countries?
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Written by The Edge Editor
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Tuesday, 02 March 2010 |
He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've not got much to put in it.
She said: You wear underpants, don't you?
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Written by David Sherman
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Tuesday, 02 March 2010 |
If you are reading this article, the chances are you like a pint or two (and I'm not talking about milk), writes The Shermanator. Chances are, too, that you frequently find yourself grumbling about, or at least struck by, the fact that the price of beer routinely rises by more than the rate of inflation. You may well have had to cut your consumption due to the prohibitive cost, or grudgingly decided to spend less time and money in the pub and order some lesser, but cheaper, packaged beer from your local off-license or supermarket. There are a number of factors behind the high cost of beer in this country, but one of them is undoubtedly the high and ever-increasing rate of taxation on our national drink.
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Written by The Edge Editor
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Tuesday, 02 March 2010 |
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
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Written by Cheryl Norton
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Tuesday, 02 March 2010 |
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Don't you just hate it when things go wrong, asks Cheryl Barry?
I'm not talking about anything major; just silly things that take time and effort to fix and are a general inconvenience.
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Written by The Edge Editor
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Tuesday, 02 March 2010 |
8 WORDS with TWO MEANINGS
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female. Any part under a car's hood.
Male. The strap-fastener on a woman's bra.
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Written by Kingpin
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Tuesday, 02 March 2010 |
This month I have mainly been looking into some of the things that make us who we are.
I'm not talking about each of us as individuals; more about how we developed as a species, evolving from a charming Captain Caveman chap to the nasty, rapacious little chimps we are today. The more you look into this subject, the more surprising seem the origins of some of our physical and characteristic traits of today.
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Written by Northern Lass
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Tuesday, 02 March 2010 |
THE ANGST OF ANG – THE NORTHERN MONKEY SURVIVAL GUIDE TO LONDON
Before You Go...
First, you'll need to work out what to pack. Ask a Southern Jessie and they'll probably tell you to pack shorts, suntan lotion and a fan to help you cope with the sweltering climate down south. This is but a sad southern delusion. You'll actually find the weather isn't massively different from the north. At any rate, you shouldn't waste the valuable packing space. Instead, simply find every spare bag and case in your house and stuff them full of cash to prepare for the extortionate prices you’re about to find.
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