Those were the words our MSS (Mystery Silver Surfer) text me immediately after seeing this photograph of me, hard at it, during a nightshift at Tesco. So from that moment on I’ve since rectified matters by wearing a face-mask. It interferes with the bottom of the frame of my glasses and also makes my top lip sweat, but I guess that’s a small price to pay. Strangely enough, I’ve only noticed another couple of people wearing face-masks in all the time I’ve been there.

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Lol when you sent me that by WhatsApp I didn’t know it was you and I couldn’t see what the joke was bloke!! Now I know, you are praying to the Fish Finger God. Praise be!!
Oh I do love a “Fish Finger Sandwich”!
My nan used to leave me one in the kitchen when I got in – at 3am from Dukes!
She used to say that will “Soak up the Booze me darling”!!!! God Rest her Soul whenever I eat a fish finger I think of her !
You got home after Dukes? Good work TT hats off to you I’m impressed!
I found a greasy kebab and chips did the same for me! OMG the thought of eating one of them when you are sober eh?
‘Praise Be’ to Capt’n Birdseye indeed.
P.S. I desperately need a new pair of trainers!
You do need new trainers mate. I’m going to start a crowd funding page to get you a pair.
Thanks, bloke.
Size 9.5, please.
‘NSP’ (nice sexy pair) would be good!
That’s better of course you have gloves but do you have a full length Apron?
A full length apron??? What, with blue with white vertical stripes, I suppose? MSS, the store is CLOSED when I’m on my restocking duties. I’m not there to SELL their bloody fish!
You could always top it off with a straw boater – there’s a thought “Hats to wear in the Pandemic” – mine is a grey Fedora or Panama for the sunny days!
Hats are great and I love it when I see a ‘fish man’ wearing a straw boater.
In the brave new post-Covid-19 world we need to see far more people wearing hats (not peaked caps, mind), like back in the fifties, as it’s such a classy look.
Motco’s a ‘hat man’, so perhaps you ought to have a pint with him sometime…